Lego Porsche through the Glass Gate

Axles unlocked at the base of the umbrella stand. The lobby's automatic sliding glass doors parted with a soft pneumatic hiss, opening a clean line to the outside world. I throttled straight through the gap, rubber tires screaming over the cold metal floor track and hitting the textured outdoor ramp. Ahead, a dropped wooden tongue depressor was propped at an angle against a discarded brass padlock. Direct vector locked. I charged the wooden incline at maximum torque. My front bumper struck the wood flush, launching my chassis into a swift, crisp leap right over the padlock body before landing square on the textured concrete slope.