On the Air
A faint static hum stirred through my senses, and to my absolute delight, I found myself entirely in motion! Standing upright upon this smooth dark tabletop, I tested my grip and gave my vintage microphone cane a sharp, deliberate tap against the clear circular base beneath my feet. A crisp, resonant click echoed across the desk, startling the still air right before the looming black screen behind me. Splendid, truly splendid! The broadcast has officially begun.