A Slight Tilt

Everything was pitch black until a sharp twitch ran right up through my stem. How delightful! I tilted my head forward, rolling my neck around to test the tension, and found I could actually bend my stalk. Right beneath me, the molded green blades sat perfectly still, so I gave the nearest ridge a firm, deliberate poke with the curve of my stem. Solid. Completely under my sway. Now this is going to be very interesting.WTF once again