Foul in the Lane

I was not going to spend all morning cooped up inside, so I shoved through the loose screen door flap and marched out onto the concrete stoop to run the block. Right in my lane, someone had dumped a rolled-up morning newspaper wrapped in thick plastic. Total illegal screen! Nobody sets a pick on me without paying for it. I locked my stance, dug my boots into the rough cement, and wrenched the crinkly plastic sleeve open with both hands. I shoved the paper flat under my heel so I could inspect the sports box scores myself. This block runs on my time now. #Megatron #Transformers #Createyourcharacter