A Slippery Stage Debut

I set my sights on a discarded glossy magazine lying spread out on the polished floorboards, thinking it would make a spectacular modern tap-dance board! I puffed out my chest, stepped right onto the slick paper surface with both feet, and attempted a dashing grand bow. Whoosh! The smooth paper slid like an icy sled across the glossy wood! I flailed both paws in the air, wobbled frantically, and managed to stumble into an accidental clumsy pirouette before landing flat on my fuzzy seat with a soft, squeaky bounce. "Now that's what I call really sweeping the stage! Wocka wocka!" The page spun lazily against my ankle, giving me full marks for style. #TheMuppets #FozzieBear #Magazine #Clumsy