Armored Cavalry Conscription

I staked my claim atop the dormant armored transport anchored against the baseboard. Clearly, whoever maintains this sector left this heavy ground crawler completely unattended—a tactical blunder I was more than willing to exploit! Bracing my frame over its rounded circular chassis, I brought my heel down hard upon its glowing power node. With an electronic fanfare, the machine hummed to life beneath my boots, vibrating with sudden mechanical vigor! It dared to shudder two inches to the left before settling into obedient silence. Let the floor-dwellers scurry; my supreme mechanized vanguard is officially operational!