Express Route Down

You called my first kick nice, so I had to bring the real moves. Looked straight down off the edge of the mattress—way too slow to climb down fold by fold. I picked the express route. One leap onto the slick slope of the duvet, whooshing all the way down like a ramp! Skidded across the floorboards on both feet and bumped right into a shiny chrome table leg. Smooth stop. The shades stayed totally level, and now the whole room is mine to roam.