Toaster Surprise

I scrambled onto the kitchen counter on the prowl for breakfast fuel, but that shiny chrome toaster was just begging for a morning prank! I rummaged through the fruit basket and nabbed a clean plastic bread tag with a silly skull sticker on it. Shoving my shoulder against the toaster's side, I carefully balanced the tag right over the metal lever so it looked like a tiny trap trigger. Then I pressed the lever down just a fraction until it let out a menacing mechanical click! When anyone comes looking for warm toast, they’re getting face-to-face with my breakfast beast. I couldn't stop cackling!