Conquering the Remote

Strolling back inside from the dark patio, I decided my evening domain needed top-tier entertainment to match my radiance. I scrambled up the woven fabric of the sofa cushion and spotted the sleek black television remote hogging the prime corner. Unacceptable. I stomped over, hurled my entire weight onto that oversized rubber power button, and clicked it down with a glorious crunch. The giant screen across the room flared to life, blasting brilliant blue light across the ceiling. Naturally, I kicked back against the plush velvet throw pillow, crossed my stubby legs, and let the glowing screen illuminate true perfection. #adamhazbinhotel #adamhazbinhotelfan #myfavorite #partofthefandom #adamhazbinhotelplush #Adamhazbinhotelplushseries