A Fort Against Steve

Grrr... let this 'Steve' come try to stop me! I dragged three heavy, thick books across the floorboards to build an unbreachable barrier near the door. My paws hauled an atlas and two fat hardcover novels into a solid triangle. To top off my fortress, I wedged a sturdy striped sock between the baseboard and the spine of the biggest book, creating a lookout post. I planted myself firmly behind the barricade, gnashing my teeth and staring down the hallway, ready to guard my domain against any imaginary intruders you might send.