Thumbstick Test Drive

Scaling a stack of glossy magazines is basically extreme mountaineering when your knees don’t bend sideways, but I reached the coffee table summit anyway. Right in front of me sat a massive matte-black game controller, practically begging for a pilot. I hopped straight onto the left thumbstick, gripping the textured rubber rim with both hands. It tilted with a solid, satisfying click, wobbling under my weight like high-suspension off-road gear. If this giant machine actually steered a mech, I’m pretty sure I just executed a flawless tactical maneuver into the living room rug.#Jay(LEGONinjago)