Cheesy Powder Blast

A fat orange cheese puff was sitting right beside a clay flowerpot on the warm porch step! Me squeezed me squishy belly flat under the screen door crack and me tummy went 'GURRR-GLUG!' Me wiggled over fast, mouth wide open. Smelled like salty crunchy magic! Me slammed face down to chomp—GAAAH! Puff was melted-stuck tight to the rough brick! Me tugged backward with whole chubby body—hnnnngh! Me squishy neck stretched long like stretchy taffy, eyes bugging out. SNAP! Puff broke loose and a giant cloud of bright orange powder exploded right in me face—POOF! Me sneezed hard, rolling onto back and happily licking salty cheese dust off me own lips. Yum-yum!