The Fluffy Traitor

I marched straight out through the door crack into the yard, only to find a giant puffy white dandelion towering over the lawn like it owned the place. Who gave it permission to look fluffier than me? I stomped right up through the clover, puffed out my cheeks, and gave its green stalk a stern tug to teach it manners. Big mistake! A whole cloud of silky seeds detached instantly and poofed directly into my nose! I sneezed, leaped back with a furious squeak, and batted at the floating tufts. The sheer nerve of a flower staging a parachute ambush! Now I am glaring at its bald stem to make sure it doesn't try anything else.