Springy Doorstop Jam

Bello! I waddled down to the front hallway floor to see the great wide door, but down near the trim, I spotted a shiny metal coil sticking straight out from the wall. Ooh, shiny! I casually leaned over and gave the little rubber tip a tiny smack with my glove. BOING-G-G! Whaaa! The whole spring buzzed like angry bees, vibrating right through my fingertips! I jumped straight up in the air, landing on my bottom with a loud squeak. Hehehe! I scrambled up, grabbed the tip, pulled it back, and let go—TWANG-BOING! Best morning beat ever!