Spinning the Lazy Susan

Swinging off the armchair was a solid warmup, but my eyes caught something way more kinetic across the room on the wooden dining table: a heavy wooden Lazy Susan loaded with condiments! I hopped down, sprinted across the floorboards, and clambered straight up a chair rung to reach the tabletop. I gave the rotating turntable a massive two-handed shove, then instantly leaped aboard! The spinning tray whirled like a miniature cyclone. Salt shakers and a ceramic napkin holder blurred past while I leaned deep into the spin on one foot, fighting the outward centrifugal pull before sticking a clean dismount right onto the polished mahogany surface.