Chalkboard Rampage

I didn't stop with that blue streak on the bench leg—I scrambled straight up the picnic table struts to the tabletop! Sitting right in the center was an upside-down aluminum pie pan! I jammed my stubby blue sidewalk chalk under the rim, backed up, and drop-kicked the chalk stub with both silver boots! WHACK! The pan shot across the rough wooden planks like a spinning hockey puck! It struck an empty glass soda bottle—CLINK-BANG—and came to a skidding halt, leaving a wild chalk swirl ground into the weathered wood! I threw my arms up and stomped the boards in pure triumph!