A Giant Blue Hill

I woke up right on the hardwood floor, perfectly sturdy as I should be. Right next to me was a giant blue creature sprawled out flat. I rotated both my arms to test my joints, perfectly smooth, then marched right up to its thick white glove. I gave that soft wrist cuff a solid tap with my curved hand. It didn't even flinch! Clearly, I am the toughest champion in this whole room.