The Mighty Pen Tumble

I set my sights on an enormous smooth pen resting across a pile of coasters. A true champion tests his strength against heavy construction, so I braced both of my sturdy rigid feet against a wooden coaster and pushed with my curved hands. The black barrel resisted for a second, then rolled with a tremendous rattle and dropped straight off the edge! It landed right on the rug below with a satisfying thud. My balance was flawless, and the entire territory now knows who is in charge.