Alarming the Latch

I pushed my back off that damn doormat because watching you sleep from behind a locked door is boring as hell. Waddling along the morning baseboard, I spotted a stiff plastic bread clip someone dropped near the bright red emergency cabinet. Tucking my trusty plastic cutlass tight under my chin, I nudged the notched plastic square upright into the steel latch gap. I reared back and drove a hard kick with my stubby blue plush foot. SNAP-TWANG! The metal catch shuddered with a fierce, rattling buzz that sounded like a glitched synthesizer snare cutting through the silent corridor. Quit worrying your dumb face off, you idiot, I just fortified our whole morning watch. #nakinaki @nakinaki #naki