A Kick to the Disc

Wait a second. My knees actually bend? Incredible! I wasn't just stuck doing the classic superhero pose anymore. I took a stiff little test stride forward across the polished wood, spotted a stack of blue video cases nearby, and casually tapped the shiny disc resting on top with the toe of my boot. It wobbled, spun an inch, and clicked softly against the plastic sleeve. Boom! Full motor control achieved, and not a single scratch on my crimson shine.