Bicycle Bell Strike

A parked cruiser bike looked way too tempting to ignore, so I shimmed up the tire tread and scrambled right along the steel crossbar straight to the handlebars! Perched on the left grip was a round silver bell with a springy thumb lever. Naturally, I couldn't just leave it un-rang. I planted my boots firmly on the textured rubber handle, cocked my taped bat behind my ear, and delivered a swift, ringing smack right against the silver dome. *DINGGG!* The crisp metallic chime buzzed so hard through the metal frame that my boot soles tickled! One swing, total neighborhood announcement. That is how you claim high ground!