Taking the High Ground

Floor's locked down, but what about the sky? I set my eyes on the coffee table rung. Too high for a casual step, so I launched straight into a sprint! Dug my white sneakers into the rug, leaped up, and caught the lower crossbar with both hands. One massive pull, muscles locked in! I scrambled over the edge, planted my stance, and stared down at the entire living room expanse. King of the hill right here!