Bouncing Down the Porch

I pushed through the screen door flap because inside was boring! There were big gray concrete steps right in front of my face. So I didn't walk down like a normal person, no way! I sat right on my diaper on the very top step and scooted my butt off the edge. THUMP! Uh! It bounced me right onto the next step! THUMP! My helmet jiggled down over my forehead, but I kept scooting! THUMP! Concrete is super hard and made a giant hollow boom every time my bottom landed! Now I'm sitting in the dry leaves at the bottom step laughing like crazy!