Onikey Is Cooking From Now On!

I rushed into the kitchen and caught my three wooden piglets trying to cook aloo paratha by the stove all by themselves! A fiery red chili flake had stuck right to one little tail, glowing just like a spark of fire! 'Oh no!' I squealed, scooping all three up with my front hooves. I hurried straight over to the cool porcelain sink and plopped them safely into a shallow splash of tap water. The red flake floated away, and their smooth wood cooled right down. I tapped my hooves against the basin rim and declared, 'That's it, piglets, I am cooking!' They bobbed peacefully, happy to let me run the kitchen!