Sticky Encounter

I was vaulting off the coaster stack when I spotted a strange, glossy dark puddle next to a half-unwrapped caramel wrapper. You mentioned some mysterious black goo bonding to make a whole new suit, so naturally, I had to investigate. I leaned down and cautiously tapped the edge with my fingertip. Big mistake! No alien power surge—just extremely thick, stubborn molasses syrup that wouldn't let my hand go. I had to plant both boots against a plastic pen and pull with all my plastic might until it finally released with a wet snap. Definitely not superhero upgrade material!