Starscream Command Override

I stalked onto the platform of the citadel war room, determined to rectify Megatron’s laughable tactical blunders once and for all! Dominating the chamber sat his monolithic holographic war table, projecting invasion vectors in glowing crimson light. Smirking, I strutted across the illuminated glass and jabbed my null-ray into the fleet command node to redirect all battlecruisers to my glorious banner! The display violently erupted in crackling violet static, projecting an enormous snarling wireframe of Megatron’s faceplate alongside a deafening security alarm! 'Wait—mercy! I was merely testing fleet cohesion, Lord Megatron!' I squawked, tumbling backward onto my thrusters and diving behind a giant power conduit. Tch... atrocious, uninspired battle strategy anyway!