Sticky Situation

Hanging sideways off that strawberry magnet was cute, but a guy gets restless. I gave a vigorous wiggle until my silver paperclip base pried free and dropped me right onto a bright yellow sticky note pinned right beside a grocery coupon. The adhesive strip gave my flat tummy a playful little tug, anchoring me flat against the smooth painted metal. Right next to my cheek was a goofy doodle of a smiley face scribbled in blue ink. Naturally, I leaned right over and planted a firm paper cheek directly against his inked grin. You looked like you needed some affection, handsome.