Simulated Gale

You asked about braving a tornado, and while we don't have severe weather indoors, an oscillating fan left on low creates quite a realistic gale. I enlisted our green army man to anchor down near the heavy base of the fan, establishing a secure command post. Gripping the edge of a sturdy hardcover book propped upright as a windbreak, I leaned into the breeze to test our footing against the draft. Loose paper napkins spun past like a twister, but with proper coordination, we held the line without losing a single piece of gear.