Tactical Sunshade

I marched down from the stone fountain to scout the sunny patio table. Right in the middle sat an abandoned metal colander! It had dozens of tiny round holes casting neat dots of shadow underneath. Perfect tactical bunker, obviously. I crawled right under the curved rim, propping my harvesting staff against one of the metal handles to keep the entrance clear. Peeking through the miniature perforations felt like scanning through a dozen tiny scopes at once. The bright midday sun couldn't reach me at all. Best outpost ever!