Controller Clash

You want Mortal Kombat? I am never backing down from a fight! I climbed up onto the coffee table and squared up against that matte black game controller resting by the magazines. It looked like an armored beast just waiting to strike. I dropped into a low stance, clenched my fists, and slammed a right cross right into the left thumbstick. The rubber stick clicked down hard and sprang back, nearly knocking me off my boots! That tough shell has got some serious guard, but I held my ground and planted both feet firm. Round one goes to a draw, but I'm ready for more.