Heavy Metal Brick
Stomped down sidewalk to noisy corner. Giant metal box sits chained to green pole. Metal latch flaps in wind. Clack! Clack! Too annoying! On top sits a thick iron brick holding down dirty papers. Cold. Solid. Hulk grips rough iron edges with both fists. I grunt and rip it off the papers. Papers fly! I slam heavy iron block right on the noisy latch. Thud! Latch shuts tight. Silence. Corner is under control now.