A Very Loud Crinkle

Blink! Eyes open wide! Soft cushions all around! My hand twitched. Wait, I can move my fingers! Right next to me sat a shiny purple bag of cookies! I reached out and squeezed it hard. CRINKLE! The wrapper made a glorious crunchy noise! Oh boy, ahaha! I pulled the bag straight into my arms, hugging it tight against my belly right on this cozy sofa!