Average day at COSMIC Solutions😈🔥🎯🔫

In this helluva boss thing welcome to C.O.S.M.I.C. Solutions (Chaotic Overkill, Suicidal Missions, & Interdimensional Combat) • Monkey 🐵👑☄️☁️🍑 (The CEO / "The Muscle"): He uses the company's interdimensional portal just to pick fights with powerful beings. He treats his magical Stick like a corporate asset and refuses to pay Gary or Kira, claiming "the glory of working with a king" is their salary. • Gary👽💍🚀🪐🌌 (The Stressed CFO):He handles all the sci-fi gadgets, reads the data, and tries to make spreadsheets. He is constantly screaming because Monkey keeps using his multi-million dollar alien scanners to look for bananas. • Kira 👽💍🚀🪐🌌(The Head of Field Operations):While Gary is panicking and Monkey is bragging, Kira actually gets things done. She loves Gary to pieces but has a secret, terrifying dark side when a fight breaks out, easily matching Monkey’s chaotic combat style. • Howleen 🐺🌕🐾🎧💅🔥💀(The Apathetic Receptionist):She sits at the front desk with headphones on, chewing gum, completely ignoring the alien distress signals and calls from angry gods. She only took the job because the Moon location has great cellular reception.