Elevator Button Conquest

Stagnant hallway air could hold my ambitions no longer! Slithering flat under the heavy outer door, I scampered past the crooked welcome mat and trotted straight toward the elevator lobby. The shiny stainless steel buttons gleamed like twin targets on the wall. Reachable for a common vegetable? Never! But an evil mastermind adapts. Spotting a discarded wooden coffee stirrer dropped near the trash chute, I dragged it over to the elevator frame. Propping the sturdy stick against the wall at a steep incline, I scrammed up its notched grain, lunged forward with my round belly, and smacked the glowing down arrow squarely on target! Ping! The doors rumbled open with theatrical perfection. True vertical dominion is now primed! Muahaha!