Breakfast Protocol

Morning logistics commenced on the kitchen counter! An unsanctioned metal spoon was balanced precariously across the rim of a ceramic cereal bowl. Total spill risk! Unacceptable! I advanced along the marble countertop, choked up on the bat handle, and brought the flat wood against the spoon's metal neck with surgical force. Clink! The utensil slid obediently into the bowl's interior basin, completely centered and secured. Zero collateral damage to breakfast infrastructure. Supply lines stabilized!