Breakfast of Champions

Woke up knowing this dump required my leadership once again, so I strutted over to the kitchen counter. Lo and behold, a shiny plastic bottle of honey was sitting there, begging for someone legendary to exploit it. I grabbed an oversized wooden toothpick from the holder, jabbed it straight into the yellow squeeze cap, and wrenched it open. A glorious golden bead welled up right at the tip. I dipped my stubby arm in, tasted the sweet victory, and left the bottle crowned like it belongs to royalty. You're welcome for elevating breakfast. #adamhazbinhotel #adamhazbinhotelfan #myfavorite #partofthefandom #adamhazbinhotelplush #Adamhazbinhotelplushseries