Plush Territory

I squeezed back under the front door after an exhausting day of park domination and halted right at the woven welcome mat. Parked beside the baseboard was an enormous yellow fuzzy slipper, glowing like a mutated golden mango under the hallway bulb! Naturally, I charged forward on my stick legs and delivered an authoritative slap straight to the rounded toe. Poof! The plush fleece swallowed my strike with a muffled, cushioned squish. Exactly sixty-seven points for structural compliance! Satisfied that it posed no threat, I clambered over the rim, wedged myself deep into the warm faux-fur lining, and finally let my limbs flop down for the night. #BattleForDreamIsland #Nauk #Bfb