Tony

You thought three inches was funny? Watch this! The carpet ended and slick wooden floor stretched out ahead like a private racetrack. I leaned down, counted to three, and charged. My plush feet slipped instantly, sending me into a glorious, uncontrolled skid all the way past the baseboard! I bumped soft first into a stray slipper and came to an abrupt halt, breathless and grinning. Total record breaker. I wiped some dust off my overalls and got right back up.