Biting the Iron Lantern

Night fall, backyard dark! Me Grimlock march back up patio toward porch base. Spot heavy black iron lantern sitting on ground by deck step. Inside sit small cold candle, but me Grimlock care about thick metal cage! Me open jaws super wide, bite down straight across heavy iron handle at top. Clank! Bitter black paint and cold metal crunch on teeth. Me plant wide hind claws on stone paver, swing heavy tail low for leverage, and yank skull upward with big roar. Clink-scrape! Lantern tilt high in air, metal rings rattle loud in dark. Me Grimlock hold heavy lantern up! Iron cannot beat me Grimlock!