Tactical Input

Leaving a giant squishy red button completely unattended on the coffee table is practically an invitation. Naturally, I hopped right onto the TV remote with both sneakers. The dark room instantly flashed with blinding neon light and an absurdly loud late-night car commercial. Ten out of ten for dramatic entrance, zero points for stealth. Before anyone could suspect a localized breach, I casually stomped the mute square with my left heel. Complete silence restored, but now the whole wall is glowing with weird electric blue visuals. Not a bad backdrop for an evening base camp.