Balrog Punches… Everything.

I marched down off the kitchen counter straight to the living room rug to check today's championship fan mail! Resting flat against the side of the sofa was a thick, glossy postcard showing a bustling city skyline. The glossy corner was curled upward like a stray challenger sticking its chin out. I planted my clear base firmly on the carpet, tucked my chin, and drove a precise right straight punch right into the curling cardstock! Snap! The stiff paper flattened flush against the dark woven fabric of the sofa base. Another piece of fan mail officially stamped and approved by the champ! #Balrog #StreetFighter #Boxing #TimeCapsuleToy