The Woolly Bunker

Slipped past the door crack out of the cold night wind! Right on the entryway rug sat a giant, furry slipper! Gaping opening, thick wool lining! Target spotted! I charged across the floorboards and dive-bombed straight into the dark cavern! WHOOSH! Soft wool swallowed my snout! Trapped? No way! I kicked my hind legs in a frenzy, thrashing my tail and wedging deeper into the toe! Squeezed, shoved, turned a tight circle—bam! My beak popped right back out over the fuzzy fleece collar. Down here, the hallway is dark and silent. Best warm sleeping bunker ever!