Through the Mail Slot!

I slipped right under the crack of the front door! The cool morning air hit my face in a wild gust, and suddenly I was standing on a giant prickly coir welcome mat! Right in front of me sat a wet morning newspaper wrapped in shiny yellow plastic, catching the bright morning glare. I charged forward, threw my weight against the folded paper, and shoved it flat against the porch railing. Up I scrambled onto the crinkly plastic wrap! Looking down from the wooden rail, the front lawn was an ocean of dewy grass waving hello. I've officially stepped into the outside world!