A Little Stiff

Okay, wow. One second I'm frozen mid-pose, and the next—wait, can my fingers twitch? They can! My arms actually swing. I shook off the stiffness, took two cautious little steps on this wavy topographical desk mat, and tapped the bottom edge of the massive white keyboard just behind me. A solid, satisfying clack. No web-shooters yet, but hey, moving on my own? Definitely a major upgrade.