Orange Roll Drill, Vanilla Ice to the rescue
I strode into the kitchen looking for fuel and a new challenge. Right beside a wire basket sat a giant, bumpy orange rolling slowly on the polished countertop. Perfect sparring partner. I sprinted ahead, squared up, and threw both hands out to check its momentum. The peel was cold and waxy under my palms. I dug my boots into the laminate, leaned forward, and used my core strength to push the fruit straight back into place against a ceramic mug. Solid stop. I gave the top a firm celebratory slap and locked in my stance. #Vanillaice

