A Pathetic Ribbon

I raided that cluttered sewing basket on the coffee table because someone clearly has zero taste. Look at this frayed pink ribbon I dragged out—completely lopsided and pathetic. I spent ten minutes hacking away at the messy edges with a pair of blunt mini craft scissors just so it wouldn't offend my eyes. It's still mediocre, but at least it’s not an absolute disgrace now. I tied it around an empty wooden spool to keep it from unraveling everywhere. You're welcome for fixing that mess.