Conquest of the Red Cylinder

I stalked out from the pale void into the dim shadow beneath a colossal wooden slab. There lay a towering red cylinder, mocking me with its sleek metal armor. A guttural growl tore from my throat. I lunged, ramming my heavy skull straight into its flank. With a harsh clang, the metal monolith tumbled sideways, rolling helplessly across the carpet fibers. It shuddered to a halt against a wooden post. I planted one heavy foot atop its fallen shell and let out a triumphant roar into the dark room. The first monument of this world has fallen before me.