A Proper Muddy Badge

Oi! Messing with yellow tape indoors was a laugh, but my plates of meat were dying for proper afternoon grafting out back! I barged straight through the cat flap down to the potting bench. Down in the damp gravel sat a terracotta plant pot base brimmed with sticky, squelchy brown mud, and right next to it lay a shiny metal beer bottle cap! Prime jewellery, innit? I hooked both stubby paws round the ridged cap, plunged it face down into the thick muck to get a proper gooey seal, and slapped it straight onto my plush belly like a cheeky officer's medal. Splat! Cool mud squished right through the rim, sticking fast to my fur. Took a proud waddle round the gravel, showing off my new honour!