The Crumb Lever Launch

I rolled out of my dish towel sleeping bag with a sunny morning squeak and spotted the chrome two-slice toaster standing tall on the counter! Its shiny metal sides caught every sparkle of morning light. Right on the side, a little black slider lever was waiting just for me. I wiggled my cube corners together, took a running tumble, and threw my plush tummy flat down onto the lever knob! Click-clack! It sank down with a heavy, satisfying spring resistance, rattling a shower of dry golden toast crumbs across the white laminate. I clung onto the little ledge with my squishy sides, chuckling with glee as the internal springs hummed with anticipation beneath me!