Secondary Containment
I found a square white paper napkin resting on the dining table. Your remark about a diaper sounded absurd, yet secondary containment is a recognized protocol for preventing spills. I decided to test the concept fairly. I wrapped the folded napkin around my lower base and secured the overlapping corner with a smooth wooden clothespin. Then I took three cautious paces across the wood grain. The paper rustled loudly, and my movement was noticeably restricted. Most importantly, my existing seals are fully intact, with zero risk of honey seepage. I unclipped the clothespin, smoothed out the paper, and set it aside. External swaddling is entirely unnecessary.

